How clean is your carpet? All the places your shoes have been.

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Updated: Apr 6th, 2016
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Clean your carpets, because think of all the places your shoes have been

There once was a man who lived in a zoo

Who had a dream about eating his shoe.

He woke up in fright in the middle of the night,

To find his dream had come true.

He wasn’t scared because of the situation he was in

But he could only think of all the places shoes had been!

He thought of lion’s den

Where they had rotting food on the floor again.

Then there was the monkey cage

Where throwing their poo was all the rage.

He remembered standing knee deep in donkey hair

Because she was shedding as if she didn’t care.

As the day progressed he had to give it all he’s got

Because he was covered in slimy sloth snot!

As he was wiping himself off he was going to change his shoes for sure

Because they were covered in fresh cow manure.

After a while, he decided to unwind with his dog Burt

Where they both dug deep holes in the dirt.

By the day’s end he was completely beat

And he had to submit to complete and utter defeat.

And when he returned home there was no doubt

That all he had left to do was pass out.

Which is why when he awoke

He hoped eating his shoe was some kind of joke.

What you might ask is the moral of this story?

Whatever’s on the bottom of your shoes should definitely make you worry!

And if you walk on your carpets with your shoes time and again,

You should have your carpets cleaned by professional men.

And because dirty carpets to some might be a disaster

Our name shouldn’t be forgotten because it’s ServiceMaster!

ServiceMaster of Minneapolis proudly serves the Twin Cities Area. We not only specialize in carpet cleaning, but we also provide services in water damage, fire damage, smoke damage, mold removal, trauma cleanup, vandalism cleanup, window cleaning, and duct cleaning.


Kyle

ServiceMaster is a national company that has been a leader in the cleaning industry for more than 50 years. The local franchise in Minneapolis were founded in 1993 by people in the community who wanted to provide the best possible cleaning services to their neighbors.

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